27 Mar 2017

Confessions of an Online Dating Drop-Out

“Just think of all the stories you’ll be able to tell,” my friend said, leaning across the table at the bar. Our other friend nodded enthusiastically over her spinach artichoke dip.

This wasn’t the first time in the past three years since moving to Michigan that my friends had attempted to get me to […]

24 Dec 2016

Random Stuff List

Happy almost Christmas to everyone who celebrates and Merry Saturday to all!

I didn’t get around to doing Christmas cards or, ahem, presents this year because UGGH 2016 AMIRITE? So the above image of George looking murdery in a Santa hat and this random stuff list will have to suffice.


1. How are you spending your holidays? […]

22 Dec 2016

How to Get a Boyfriend before Christmas

Hello out there to all my single lady gal-pals!

It’s holiday time, again!

And we all know what that means, right?

If you said, “Time for relaxing, spending time with family and loved ones and sharing gifts we’ve carefully selected for them,” then you are WRONG. And you obviously haven’t been watching all the […]

18 Dec 2016

Random Stuff List

Hello there, friends!

Just a little disclaimer: I’m attempting to write this while on my second day of going coffee-free. (Not by choice. But by acid-refluxness.) So I can’t guarantee that anything I’m about to write makes any sense. But, then again, I can’t guarantee that when I’m on the coffee either. So, you know, consider […]

4 Dec 2016

Random Stuff List

Well, howdy there, friends.

I know, I know. Yet again, it’s been a super duper long time since my last post. But this time it’s not even my fault! I swear!

It was technology’s fault. And, when I say “technology” I’m not just referring to the evil temptress that is Netflix.

Basically, I haven’t […]