22 Dec 2016

How to Get a Boyfriend before Christmas

Hello out there to all my single lady gal-pals!

It’s holiday time, again!

And we all know what that means, right?

If you said, “Time for relaxing, spending time with family and loved ones and sharing gifts we’ve carefully selected for them,” then you are WRONG. And you obviously haven’t been watching all the […]

17 Nov 2016

5 Tips to Trim Down for Trump

Hello out there to my fellow plus-sized lady-peeps!

I know last week you were probably pretty sad about this whole election thing. But it’s time to wipe away those tears because we’ve got work to do! Don’t worry! I’m not talking about dismantling the patriarchy! That sounds super hard! I mean, if us curvies […]

26 Nov 2015

6 Things I’m Thankful For Even Though They Totally Suck

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends out there! And happy random Thursday to all you other folks!

I was going to write a post about all the things I’m thankful for this year, but then I decided that’s been a bit overdone. Like, by every single blogger in the universe ever.

Heck, I’ve […]

27 Aug 2015

The Solo Traveler’s Guide to Avoiding People

I know what you’re thinking.

“But, Sally, if I’m traveling alone, shouldn’t I want to meet people, not avoid them?”

To which I respond: Umm, okay, if that’s your thing.

And if that is your thing, there are tons of really helpful, informative blog posts out there all about how to meet people while you’re […]

24 Jul 2014

The Crankypant’s Guide to Surviving Summer Fairs & Festivals

When I was a kid, the county fair was EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING.

My family didn’t travel much, so my brothers and sisters and I spent our summers dressing up goats in doll dresses, locking each other in the chicken barn and waiting impatiently for the fair.

Seriously, the fair was like Disneyland and Disney World […]