It’s not easy being big in Asia.
And not, like, big-in-a-famous kind of way, but big-in-a-we-don’t-sell-your-size-here-so-don’t-even-try kind of way.
I know what you’re going to say — “But, Sally, you’re not fat!” (You were going to say that, right?! RIGHT?!).
I’m not fat… in America.
As far as Americans go, I’d say [...]