12 Mar 2015

Random (Austiny) Stuff List

Howdy, y’all. Can you tell by my accent that I’m currently in Texas?

I promise I’ll write you a real post all about all the cool things I’ve been seeing and doing and eating in Austin, but until then, here’s a random stuff list.

1. Since I arrived here, I’ve been on a mission […]

1 Mar 2015

Random Stuff List

Happy March, you guys!

And, goodbye and good riddance to February! Not that February was a particularly bad month. It’s just been taking FORRREEEVVVVER for it to get over with. Isn’t it supposed to be, like, the shortest month? So then why does February always feel like it takes a billion, million years?

1. […]

22 Feb 2015

5 Ways Curling is a Lot Like Being Single

There are tons of analogies out there about what it’s like to be in a relationship.

If you watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette as much as I do (don’t judge), you know that you can’t get through a single episode without one of the contestants making some comparison between being in a relationship […]

14 Feb 2015

Random (Valentine’s Day-ish) Stuff List

Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!

Despite having been single since dinosaurs went extinct, I actually kind of like Valentine’s Day. Probably because I look cute in red and because Valentine’s Day means Reese’s cup hearts, which are my third favorite holiday-shaped Reese’s cups after the pumpkins for Halloween and the Easter eggs. It’s important to […]

8 Feb 2015

On Being Over the Hill

You guys, you guys, I turned 39!!!

Two weeks ago.

Ahem.

I apologize for being a bit late with this birthday post. But I’ve had a lot of other important stuff to tell you about — like pee funnels and unicorn ski masks. (BTW, if you want a unicorn ski mask — and who […]