5 Reasons to Go to A Writer’s Conference Even If You Hardly Ever Write

February 4, 2016

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I know, what you’re thinking. Me? Why would I go to a writer’s conference? I don’t have a finished manuscript. Or even anything resembling a manuscript. I just have a couple dozen little stories on my computer. Half of which I refuse to even look at because I wrote them a billion years ago and I’m pretty sure they’re complete and utter garbage-stories.

Oh wait. That’s not what you’re thinking. That’s what I was thinking before I signed up for my first ever writer’s conference in November.

But then the next thing I knew, I was signing up for yet another conference — this one two weeks ago. And basically I’m now an expert on these kinds of things. (Other things I consider myself an expert on: koalas because I went to Australia once and pie. BECAUSE PIE.)

So, I thought I’d share some of my super wise expert wisdom and basically peer pressure you into going to a writer’s conference. Preferably one that I am also going to, so I’m not the only person there with just a pile of garbage-stories instead of a manuscript.

5 Reasons to Go to A Writer’s Conference Even If You Hardly Ever Write

1. You will learn some new stuff. Even if that new stuff doesn’t really seem to apply to what you’re doing.

During my two conferences, I attended a whole lot of workshops on things like characters and plot development. I found it fascinating, and took pages of notes about everything my workshop leaders said, and dutifully tweeted out their most pithy of quotes.

But, the thing is, I don’t exactly do those things in my writing, really.

I mean, plot? Characters?

Yeah, not so much.

The non-blog stuff that I’m working on now is pretty much like my blog stuff: it’s a collection of short stories totally and completely about myself, and almost entirely meaningless without any actual storyline and/or trajectory.

Who wouldn't want to read a book about ME??? I'm fascinating!

Who wouldn’t want to read a book about ME??? I’m fascinating!

But, then I realized that even if the stuff I learned at the conference isn’t helpful for what I’m working on now, it might come in handy in the future. I mean, I’m eventually going to run out of stories about myself. Especially since I hardly ever leave my house, and there are only so many stories I can tell about sitting on my couch watching Netflix. So maybe at some point in the future, I’ll have to switch to writing about fictional characters who actually, you know, do stuff.

2. You will relearn some stuff you knew all along. But sometimes you need to relearn that stuff, because you forgot it while you were watching Netflix.

Probably the most helpful stuff I learned was the stuff I already know.

Basically:

You need to stop coming up with a billion excuses and start writing already.

Finish. The Damn. Book.

Finish. The Damn. Book.

And while I know this, like, KNOW IT, I honestly can’t hear it enough. Seriously, I will gladly fork over another $100 to go to my next conference, and hear ten workshop leaders repeat that exact same thing.

3. Putting money into your writing will make you take your writing more seriously. Or at least help you stop taking Netflix so seriously.

I’m one of those people who will only go to the gym if I have an expensive membership because I feel guilty paying tons of money for something I never use.

Case in point: my current gym is free because it’s on the campus where I work. And, well, I haven’t been there in about four months.

Investing money into a conference on writing, made me feel the need to invest more time into my writing. In fact, since my last conference, I stopped watching Netflix and any other TV on weekday nights. And instead I write during that time that I would usually be binge-watching Making a MurdererAnd if you know me and my binge-watching tendencies, you know this is nothing short of a miracle.

Me investing time on my Friday night to writing. And not my Netflixing.

Me investing time on my Friday night to writing. And not Netflixing.

4. You will realize you’re not as far behind as you thought you were.

At my first writer’s conference, I went to panel discussion on how to market your book. You know, the book that I haven’t even started really writing? When the panel asked who in the room had a finished manuscript, everyone raised their hand but me.

Cue me freaking out and feeling like I was back in my first day in kindergarten when I discovered everyone knew the entire alphabet but me and I was like, “Wait, you guys, but when did you learn this? Was there some special class I missed?”

As I slowly stopped hyperventilating,  I realized all the things the panel was telling us to do to market our books — start a blog, get on social media, connect with readers — was stuff I was already doing. Here, all that time I thought I’d just been farting around on Twitter and Facebook, I was actually being productive and “marketing my book.” Nevermind, that book still doesn’t exist.

5. You will meet a whole bunch of writer people. And those writer people will be doing stuff that’s a whole lot crazier and a whole lot harder than what you’re doing. So if they can do it, you can do it, too, right?

As crazy as it might seem to write a book with neither a plot nor any actual characters besides myself, I’ve met people at these conferences who are doing even crazier, harder stuff than me.

Okay, maybe not totally crazier.

Okay, maybe not totally crazier.

At my first conference, I met a woman whohad just finished writing a book on children’s chiropracty. (Mind you, she was not actually a chiropractor. Or someone with any actual chiropracty experience.) Having finished that she was starting on her next book: this one was on mini-golf.

At my last conference, one of the workshop leaders announced she worked full-time, had a family and was a published author, currently working on three different books.

At which point I realized maybe I needed to stop coming up with a billion excuses and start writing already.

See, you guys? I told you I can never hear that enough. I might even have to tattoo it on my face, just so I can remember it between conferences.

 

Have you gone to a writer’s conference? Did you find it helpful? What did you learn?

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I've blathered on long enough! Now it's your turn!

  1. On February 4, 2016 at 3:09 pm Doc/Uncle Ed Kimble said:

    Lovely. When can we pre-order 🙂
    Looking forward to your forward.. and stuff.

  2. On February 5, 2016 at 6:18 am Claudia said:

    I have a writers’ block. And I don’t even know what Netfix is. Now, what is my excuse?
    Claudia recently posted..Great things to do in Argentina

  3. On March 30, 2016 at 12:26 pm Joan said:

    I love to write so it’s a big plus for me to attend conferences such as this. Unfortunately, financial constraints often bugs me, ugh!

  4. On April 3, 2016 at 7:22 am Michelle said:

    We got a trial month of Netflix 3 months ago, we signed up (of course, because OMG JUST LOOK at all this stuff!!) and I have bingewatched about 15 years’ worth of seasons already. I’ve never been a prolific blogger but I think I’m getting even slower, and the various fan fictions I’ve been planning as practise (I hadn’t written fiction since primary school!) have ground to a complete halt. I might have to ban myself from Netflix during the week too… that’s a good idea… but I will have to grow some self discipline first!
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    • On April 3, 2016 at 9:04 am Sally said:

      Okay, so I tried the no-Netflix/Hulu/AmazonPrime-on-weekdays thing and it totally backfired on me. It was way too restrictive, and after 3 weeks I started binge-watching like a maniac all the time. I should have known this was going to happen as this is my exact reaction to diets and that’s why I’ve had to stop going on them. So, now, my new policy is 1 hour a day on weekdays because then I feel like I’m not totally missing out but I still have enough time to get stuff done afterwards. I’m thinking I should also extend this policy to weekends, but BABY STEPS.

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