Or, at the very least, these girls are so very, very much not me even though I travel/read/eat bacon. (Not necessarily in that order. We all know bacon comes first.)
And while none of these posts describe me (although, admittedly, the bacon one comes close), I do think you guys should be dating ME. I mean, not all of you guys. That would be awkward. And kind of hard to keep track of.
But one of you should probably be dating me. Especially if that one of you looks like Gilles Marini or Li Shang from Mulan (which is a completely and totally legit celebrity crush even if he is a cartoon so shut up about it already).
So I decided to hop on the blog post bandwagon and write my own. Here we go:Date a girl who watches cat videos. She’s the one with the messy hair because she hasn’t owned a hairbrush since the seventh grade and who has time to do hair BECAUSE CAT VIDEOS.
Date a girl who watches cat videos. You will recognize her by the snort-laughter coming from the bedroom at eleven o’clock at night because she’s watching this video on her cell phone because any time is a good time for cat videos.
Date a girl who watches cat videos. Not dog videos. Or hedgehog videos. Or cute bunny jumping videos. (Although, we like her. And would totally approve of you dating her if this whole thing with the cat-video-watching-girl doesn’t work out. Like if she dies. Or ends up marrying Gilles Marini. By accident.)
Date a girl who watches cat videos. Because then you can watch cat videos, too, but you won’t have to worry about your friends making fun of you because you can tell them your girlfriend totally made you do it. (By the way, your friends sound like jerkholes. I mean I know they’re guys and all, but that doesn’t mean they have the right to make fun of cat videos BECAUSE CAT VIDEOS!)
Date a girl who watches cat videos. Because she’s also really good at making pancakes. And making small talk with your parents. And she will be nice to your friends even if she kind of thinks they are jerkholes. And she will never make you go shopping because she loves shopping by herself and will actually get kind of annoyed if you want to go shopping with her. And she doesn’t care if you watch football or play video games because she’s too busy doing her own thing (namely, WATCHING CAT VIDEOS).
Date a girl who watches cat videos. Because she also likes to travel and read and eat bacon, but she’s not all braggy and annoying and inventing-some-weird-fake-girl-that-doesn’t-even-exist about it. (Okay, so maybe she’s a little bit braggy about the bacon thing. But, in her defense, BACON.)
Date a girl who watches cat videos. And, just so we’re entirely clear on this, by “a girl who watches cat videos” I totally and completely mean me, okay?Your turn! Who do you think people should/should not date? And are you loving these “(Don’t) Date a Girl/Boy” posts or are they driving you bonkers, too? (I mean, aside, from this post which TOTALLY ROCKS.)