29 Jan 2014

Advice You Really Shouldn’t Follow: Moving to the United States

You write me emails! I give you advice! (Three weeks later.)

26 Jan 2014

38 Signs I’m really, super, duper old. Or really, super, duper awesome. Either one really.

You guys, I’m old. It’s true. I think.

21 Jan 2014

On self doubt, Ira Glass, and why we can’t all believe in ourselves and that’s okay.

Sometimes I doubt myself. And by “sometimes” I mean “all the time.”

19 Jan 2014

Split Pea Soup for the Broken Hearted

You guys, I’m sad. Only soup will help.

16 Jan 2014

The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is admitting you’re a car.

My car’s a free-loading jerkface. And possibly getting high in the parking lot while I’m not looking.