30 Dec 2013

All I want for Christmas is… power tools?

My mother gave me a drill for Christmas.

If you knew my mother, this would not surprise you. In fact, this is not the first time my mother has given me a power tool for Christmas. This is just the first time I’ve actually wanted one.

Like, really, REALLY wanted one.

Which is weird because […]

28 Dec 2013

This is what happens at the holidays when you’re single

I know single people are supposed to be all like, “GAH! It’s the holidays! Aunt Edith is totally going to ask me if I’m seeing someone. ANNOYING!” I know this because I watch a lot of Lifetime holiday movies, and Lifetime doesn’t lie, you guys.

But, you know what? There are worse things that […]

25 Dec 2013

It’s beginning to look a lot like the Jurassic Period

Merry Christmas, you guys!

I made you this:

Because I don’t really know what says “Happy Holidays!” more than a T-Rex carrying a Christmas tree, do you?

I’ve been home in Buffalo this past week, helping my mom gear up for the family festivities.

Well, actually I’ve been catching up on cat-petting and Long-Island-Medium-watching. […]

18 Dec 2013

My Favorite Things (Or “Stuff I Would Totally Buy Someone If I Hadn’t Already Bought It For Myself.”)

How’s your Christmas shopping going?

Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty much done shopping.

Mind you, I haven’t exactly started shopping either.

But, I have very few presents to buy as my family no longer does much of a gift exchange.

You see, we spend the majority of the year buying ourselves […]

11 Dec 2013

My Life in Michigan Report Card

Hey, you guys, it’s the end of the semester!

We all know what that means, right?

I get to spend the next three weeks hanging out in my pajamas and whining on Facebook every time I’m forced to leave the house before noon. I’m sure you’re all really excited for me.

Also, it’s report […]