I could pretend to be all surprised and, like, “Wow, I had no idea I would win.”
But I’m not going to lie.
I kind of had an idea I was going to win.
Mind you, this is not because I think my blog is a better travel blog than any of the other super awesome travel blogs that were nominated.
I mean, come on, now.
Not only do I not think my blog is a better travel blog, I don’t even really think my blog is a travel blog. I mean, wouldn’t that require me to actually write about travel or something?
Instead, I write about my cat.
And then I post photos of myself in my bathrobe.
But I do think my readers are pretty much THE BEST BLOG READERS ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET EVER.
If anybody could have made this happen, it would totally be you guys.Now I know I said I’d give you all ponies if I won.
But I decided you deserve something even more awesomer than ponies.
And, of course, we all know that unicorns are better than ponies.
But do you know what’s even better than a unicorn?
Or, what I like to call, a Unicornie!
As you can see, there’s only one of her and a whole lot of you, so you’re probably going to have to take turns. Maybe someone could come up with some kind of sign-up sheet, or something?But, that’s not all, folks!
Because, seriously, have you ever known me to NOT totally overdo something?
I mean, come on, this is me we’re talking about here.
I also got you this super magical uni-cat:
And this other super magical uni-cat:
Because you can never have enough cats. Especially magical unicorn cats. (What? It’s true. You can’t. Cats are like cheese. The more you have in your life, the awesomer your life becomes.)But there’s more!
There’s also this amazing one-eyed uni-chihuahua:
I assure you what he lacks in vision, he totally makes up for in MAGIC.
And, don’t worry, his missing eyeball is not the result of his getting into a horn fight with one of the uni-cats.
Although, I think we all know who’d win if that ever happened.
It would have to be this tough guy right here:Umm, I don’t really have any questions for you right now. I just really wanted to say THANK YOU and YOU ROCK and you deserve about twenty-billion unicorns but these were the only animals that would allow us to put horns on their heads without trampling us to death or pecking out our eyeballs. Oh, and I need to thank my Mom who made the unicorn horns because I can’t really be trusted with glitter and spray paint.